Anonymous Posting #landmine
J@BarbieHouse69
Not one of my preferred choices, but booker had J available in one hour notice. I knew I was going into a #TOFTT situation, but BH69 has been mostly dependable. I would have liked to see Paris, now at iCandy, since I feel I had so many opporuntiies over the years and never did I'd like to see her before she ages out.
Speaking of aging out...
For J, initial impression was mixed, nice black lingerie and friendly reception at the door. However I figured out it was only her 4th day in Canada and communication was zero in English. Even with translate going, communicating was very difficult. I was left wondering if she can reak Korean. Maybe not.
F: 4 She is an auntie, for sure, est age 45. Bad small stained teeth. Lovely hair. Thick lips, nice smile.
B: 5 She is tall, which I like, 171cm and 48kg is prolly right. I should have expected how skinny she is based on that. Firm implants give her the tits on a stick vibe. She needs a sandwich. Full bush - no trim.
S: 4 nothing stood out. She didn't like kissing, Decent BJ. Didn't get WF.
A: 4 didn't follow my lead, restrictive, maybe jsut didn't like white guys, which I have run into on occastion. Not affectionate or sweet.
Massage: This should be a category of it's own. She is a very skilled masseuse. If you like massage, prolly just get a quick blow and a massage and you will think it was a good session. I'd guess she has worked MP in the past, maybe this would be better for her.
After the shower, I had to wait for her in the room, dick is fully soft, so I'm thinking let's get her on her knees in front of me to fluff things up, but she was having none of that, so she tries to bend over and get the job done, but it was no good. So I moved to the bed, on my back and got her fluffing me up, and she managed to get things going. So I thought let's get some 69, and she moved into that, but the full bush was a little off-putting, it has been a while since I've seen one without any trim around the lips. Anyway, I thought, maybe to go for a little DATO, but she let me know that was off limits. So, now I'm thiking, let's just go FS, blow and see what the massage is like. So, I flipped her around, got the dome on and got the FS going. She was reasonably snug and made some faces indicating she was really feeling it as I slid in. That was the highlite to that point. I was not loving her face at all, so I thought to bring those long legs up, so I got her feet up close to my face and felt out her legs as I started grinding her. The legs did feel very good, smooth and soft, so finally I found something to enjoy, and made a point of finishing quickly before I lost interest and got soft.
Here's where it got weird, I was scheduled for 10 mins after the hour, and arrived (always check) at 7 mins so I had till 37. It was way early becuase the shower was quick and boring and I blew quick becuase I was not inspired to enjoy her in various positions. So I asked her for massage using translate. She seemed to have objections, maybed wanting more money, maybe saying I blew and time to leave, I really didn't understand and Translate seemed no help. Finally she gestures for me to lay down. The then went ahead ahead without asking, pumped a pile of Vaseline Intensive Care "cocao radiant" all over and starts rubbing it in. Too late for me to decline it, so I rolled with it. Thankfully I was not going home to my SO that day. But I would have flipped out at other times. Smart girls ask and know discretion is always appriciated. Anyway, the massage is magnificent. Mid back, shoulders, arms and hands. It is by far her best skill. After the massage, I tried to ask her what product she used, which like all communication with her was painful. Finally figured out the product. So I went to the shower, she didn't join, which usually is fine but in this case I would have liked her back there with unscented soap rubbing off the Cocao Radiant, but I was on my own.
So I was slow in the shower, and when I emerged I could see she was impatient. After dressing and politely saying my goodbyes, when I stepped out the door, check and my sense of timing was spot on, it was 37 from the hour.
Damage 220/hh. This is too much for this girl. There are other shops at 160 and 180. If she was Wetland at 180 I would say not recommened. BH nees to put her down to 160 or 140 even. Also, BH shold prolly promote her for her massage skill. I could see goin in there for a quick BG and massage and leaving happy. But if you are hoping for much more or different, you won't find it here.
I went noname becuase I seldom publish negative reviews out of fear of blowback from the agency. Not sure how I feel about my status with BH69 as they shold not have J on the roster, certainly not at $220. Their brand is not what it was, and I will never TOFTT at BH again.